Me: "Look, there's a recipe for cookies called Hindus."
E.: "That's not racist or anything."
There's no use sugar coating it. Someone named these cookies "Hindus" because they contain both chocolate and molasses and are, if you will, dark-complexioned cookies.
Oh the hilarity.
(The Clabber Girl Corporation continues to make Rumford Baking Powder, although not in Rhode Island. Before I get a disgruntled note from the Clabber Girl and her legal team, let's make it clear that there is absolutely no reason to think that the company promotes racist cookie recipes or endorses any racist uses for baking powder today.)
If you're wondering, Native Americans did not receive full U.S. citizenship rights until 1924.
But if in 1923 blacks, whites, and Mexicans were eligible for U.S. citizenship, and the Chinese ineligible, what did that mean for Asians from places such as India? Were they barred from becoming naturalized citizens?
In 1923, Bhagat Singh Thind, a Punjabi Sikh who lived in Oregon, put that question to a test. He didn't challenge the racism underlying citizenship law. Instead, Thind claimed that he was eligibile for U.S. citizenship because he was, indeed, white. He was white, because he was from Northern India, a region settled by "Aryans." If he was "Aryan," Thind argued, he was white and, therefore, eligible for U.S. citizenship. The Supreme Court disagreed: Asian Indians were neither white nor permitted to become U.S. citizens.
Is it a coincidence that less than a decade after the Thind decision there appeared a recipe for dark-colored, decidedly non-white cookies called "Hindus"?
These are some very serious cookies.
Then there is the fantastic advice on school lunches. What kid wouldn't want mashed baked beans with mayonnaise or chili sauce? Of course, I used to eat chow mein sandwiches, so what do I know? I certainly was unaware that: "Boys like plain folding lunch boxes, girls prefer daintiness of equipment."
Feel free to study this page yourselves.
For the record, I assume that the Spanish Meat Loaf is racism-free. It contains pimientos, which are Spanish. That one's legit. Although, only someone lacking common sense would ask for this meatloaf in Spain.
Even if these recipes are probably not something you'd likely Google in preparation for your next meal, they might be worth trying. The "Hindus" were delicious. No, they were the best cookies I've ever made.
The batter was light and fluffy. Forget about baking, I could have served it in a tall glass and called it dessert. It was like a fine mousse. So, seeing as I'm not going to serve "Hindus" to my friends, I've decided to change the name from "Hindus" to Mousse Melts.
E. agreed with me. "That's far less racist," he said.
Less? I was going for not racist at all.